So this guy comes in to interview as a longhaul driver.
His conversation with a recruiter goes like this:
– Tell us about yourself.
– Well, I drove a long-haul truck for twenty years, then the company went bankrupt, and here I am.
– Great! Wonderful! And what kind of truck did you drive?
– It was a Freightliner.
– I’m sorry, but we need someone who has experience with a Volvo.
– Besides, you don’t have a degree in Organic Chemistry, so, you won’t be able to fill up at gas stations.